A lot of folks are wondering how to be contestants on Wipeout Canada. God-willing, if there is a second season of the show, those people will be able to apply.

With that in mind, there's no time like the present to start thinking about your campaign! Here's what you'll need:

A CHARACTER -- Often based on your geography, like "The Gorilla from Gault" or "The Red Deer From, uh... Red Deer".
A COSTUME -- Ill-fitting and revealing seems to make for the most memorable ones. 
A CATCHPHRASE -- Tie it to your character. Like say you're a baker, maybe your catchphrase would be "I'm gonna bake your face!" It doesn't have to be clever, but succinct is helpful.

Finally, if you're stuck, why not ask friends and family what your character should be? But only do this if you have a thick skin and are prepared to hear what they really think of you.

In fact, that's a great place to start. If you're already offended by what your loved ones say, you shouldn't be on this show.