According to an adware-infested quote site that we just checked, Socrates once said that beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
Whether or not that tyranny reigns supreme in the Beauties vs. Geeks episode of Wipeout Canada is a question that can only be answered this Sunday, when belles and brains literally collide for a battle royal that will answer the question once and for all (or not really, but let's use it for dramatic effect).
We could go on (or show you the Episode 3-inspired Blingee that we laboured over [actually we'll do that anyway]), but as always, the contestants are their own best spokespeople. Meet this week's brave souls by visiting our episode guide, and don't forget to come back on Friday for Jessica's preview of the action ahead.